Monday, February 13, 2012

Stuff Mom Says

"I don't know why Donald Trump thinks people like him so much! And the way he combs his hair!"

"Meg, would you be sad if your dog ran away?"

"I haven't tried those farm eggs. I like my HEB eggs." (says the farm girl)

"So it's a threesome. Karis likes to have backup." (when Karis goes out to dinner with two friends, one of whom is male)

"It's quiet!" (after Karis and friend leave for Walmart run)

"Gwen! What on earth are you doing???" (scrambling eggs)

"What in the world is going on?" (we slept late one Saturday)

"Did you hear that?" (after burping) (and she has never seen the movie "Elf"!)

"Are you sure you aren't going clubbing?" (suspiciously to Karis and Meg as they leave to shop for jeans at Kohls)

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